Nine Jokes So You Don’t Have to ‘Talk Turkey’ This Thanksgiving

According to this recent poll, 58% of people celebrating Thanksgiving “dread the thought of having to talk about politics at Thanksgiving dinner.”  That’s slightly up from the same poll a year ago.

So, how about a little more fun?
Here are nine light-hearted jokes—all turkey related but not even close to being serious or political hot potatoes.

Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?

  • The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

What key won't open any door?


  • A tur-key

What do you call it when it rains turkeys?



  • Fowl weather

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?



  • He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?



  • The outside!

If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?



  • A goblet

What’s the most musical part of a turkey?



  • The drumstick

Why did the turkey cross the road?



  • It was the chicken’s day off.

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo?



  •  A turkey that can pluck itself.



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